it’s great when your friends are upset and they message you so you reply straight away trying to make them feel better and then when you’re upset they read the message but don’t bother replying
makes me feel so good
This is the greatest place in the world. Working here is the most delicious security blanket combined with an ice-cream cone.
- Nick Offerman
I can’t handle this
my hamster died so i was stroking my cat for comfort and she attacked me
kind of sums up my life really
Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks
"I’m going to do an almond and raspberry croissant"