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I love cats I really do

but they can be such dicks

it’s great when your friends are upset and they message you so you reply straight away trying to make them feel better and then when you’re upset they read the message but don’t bother replying

makes me feel so good

This is the greatest place in the world. Working here is the most delicious security blanket combined with an ice-cream cone.

- Nick Offerman

I can’t handle this

aubreyplazs
youjustgetsomanytripsroundthesun

my hamster died so i was stroking my cat for comfort and she attacked me

kind of sums up my life really

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks
piplump
maryberrybitchface:

"I’m going to do an almond and raspberry croissant"

maryberrybitchface:

"I’m going to do an almond and raspberry croissant"

maryberrybitchface

"That’s my girl"

cutest shit ever (via sluts-n-prudes)

sluts-n-prudes
battlespookk:

wii-sport:

What does this say


It says the struggles of my youth

battlespookk:

wii-sport:

What does this say

It says the struggles of my youth

bwwwssssshhhhhhhhh

stupid ridiculous chick lits are a guilty pleasure and i never buy them because i read through them in like an afternoon